How to Get Revenge  on Your Enemy Using Pen Pals

Pen Pal Setup

For this you should do an Internet search for: prison pen pals

Posing as your enemy, contact an inmate (or, 2 or 3). You can either sound helpful and supportive, or you can pretend to have a thing for men, or women who are locked up.

Then give your enemy’s phone number and address. Tell the inmates to call you collect at anytime to chat, or if there is anything they really need, just ask for it, and you’ll see what you can do to get it for them.

After contacting the inmate for four or five times, give your enemy’s address and phone number. Tell the inmate that he or she can call collect sometimes.

The fun starts when the collect calls start to come in.

Also, if you have your enemy’s photo, send it to them the first time you contact them.

Some web sites let you “search by state.” Find someone who’s nearby, and write them for awhile, just giving an e-mail address.

Obviously, prisoners don’t have Internet access, but their letters will be scanned by an organization, and you’ll receive it in a short time. Or, some sites let you send a snail mail.

Your enemy will soon know that someone is playing a bad prank on them when they start getting the e-mails, or the snail mail. Wait a month, or so after you sent the first letters out, and you can pretend to be the prisoner, and write a vicious letter, telling your enemy that you don’t think it was funny that they made a fool out of you, and that you are going to pay them a visit when you get out.

Hopefully, you can mail it from a town near the prison.

Follow that up with late night calls from pay phones, and just wait until they answer, and remain silent until they hang up. Do this a few times, and the next day, call them at their office.

Random Option

For those who feel that it is wrong to contact actual prisoners who are looking for pen pals on the outside, this method doesn’t require contacting a prisoner.

You only need to go to Google, and search for “state prisoner search” or “state prisoner locater” and you’ll come up with many possible names to use. Normally, you only need to search by last name. Think of a last name, and start searching.

Once you locate a prisoner, just alter the name some, and use a return address that is similar to that prisoner’s.

Posing as a prisoner, you can send a letter to your enemy. Start out your letter something like this:

“Thank you for your lovely letter. Yes, I would love to be your pen pal. It looks like we have a lot in common….”

(Then, begin to list some personal information that you know about your enemy. Things such as what kind of car they drive, their birthday, and the kind of movies they like, etc.  The goal is to make your enemy think that someone actually wrote this prisoner, and gave all of their personal information.

This works much better if you live near a town where there is an actual prison, so it will carry that postmark.

Hopefully, this have given you a few new ideas how to get revenge.