Here are 10 Signs of a Cheating Spouse, and suggestions of what you can do about it.

Finding out about a cheating spouse, or partner can be very painful. Don’t overreact and do anything irrational. Instead, take a deep breath, and decide how you are going to get your revenge.

  1. Gut Check – You probably know your spouse better than most people. If your gut tells you that something is strange about your spouse’s behavior and you suspect something, check into it further.
  2. Lack of Sexual Desires – If your spouse is usually sexually active, but then suddenly doesn’t feel like it, or gives you other excuses for not wanting sex, your spouse could be cheating. Remember that pressure at the workplace, or financial pressures could also be a reason.
  3. Lack of Interest at Home – If your spouse normally participates in things that go on in the home, but suddenly shows no interest (in the kids, mowing the lawn, etc.) there could be something going on.
  4. The Paper Trail – If you suspect your spouse is cheating, it would be a good idea to start looking for receipts. You might start finding an increase of meals at restaurants, tickets to movies and even hotel receipts.
  5. Unexpected Financial Problems – If your spouse suddenly starts having financial problems for no apparent reasons, try looking for credit card receipts and invoices. If there are orders for flowers, chocolate, meals at expensive restaurants, and none of it was for you, start digging deeper.
  6. Strange Reactions on the Phone – If your spouse suddenly becomes quiet when you enter a room while they are on the phone, or quickly hangs up, there might be a love on the other end. Try to write down the time of the conversation, and later get access to the phone records, or cell phone records. Try to find out who the most frequent numbers belong to, and you might find a lover.
  7. Sudden Interest in Looks – If your spouse begins to spend too much time in front of the mirror, or begins to wear perfume, or cologne more often than usual, it might be because they’re trying to impress someone from the opposite sex.
  8. Strange Hair and/or Lipstick – Did you find lipstick on your husband’s collar? Maybe you continue to find hair that doesn’t belong to your spouse, or you. Again, it might be a good time to start investigating the matter.
  9. Extra Cellphone – Does your spouse have an extra cellphone that you don’t have the number to? This might be used to secretly contact a lover. Try to find out the telephone number, or look for phone bills.
  10. Hard Facts – Sometimes, your spouse’s lover might have talked about it to someone else, and the information gets back to you. Or, maybe you find condoms inside your husband’s suit jacket, jeans, or briefcase. Again, it’s time to start gathering further information.

Three Options After You Discover Your Spouse is Cheating

  1. Confront Them – This is not suggested, because it might make your spouse more secretive, and it will be more difficult to discover what is really happening.
  2. Gather Information for the Court – Start doing your detective work, and get hard facts that you can use against your spouse in court. If you end up in divorce court, you could take your spouse to the cleaners. This is always a good option.
  3. Get Immediate Revenge – If you decide this option, you can still gather information that can be used later in court, but you could also be proactive, and get revenge by disrupting your spouse’s life. You can make your spouse think that maybe it’s the lover’s boyfriend, or girlfriend that’s causing problems. Or, you can use other revenge tactics that aren’t even related to your spouse’s infidelity. This is a better course of action, because you can make your spouse’s life miserable for a long period of time, and they won’t become suspicious of you.

For good overall revenge tactics, get a copy of The Purpose Driven Knife II. It picks up where the original Purpose Driven Knife left off. Learn devastating, tricky tactics that you can use to get revenge on anyone.

If you want to learn how to get revenge against your enemy digitally, read Toxic Internet. This book teaches you how to get revenge at the click of a mouse.

Here are some good ideas on how to get revenge at your college, or other school.

Saunas and Heaters

Many universities where there are colder climates have saunas and heating vents that you can utilize to get revenge.

Here are some simple steps how to get revenge by using urine.

  • Get a half liter (16 ounce) empty water bottle and fill it with urine.
  • Let the urine sit in a warm place for about 2 weeks, making sure you have it firmly capped.
  • Put the urine in a backpack, or other bag and take it to a sauna, or anywhere there is a lower level heating vent. You can then pour it on the hot sauna rocks, or dump it in the heating vent.

You could pour it all over the floor of the university toilet, in a classroom, or inside your enemy’s dorm room.

Old urine smells horrible, even at room temperature. Add some heat to it, the smell is indescribable.

Crap Inside a Plastic Bag

Get a Ziploc plastic bag and crap in it. Then, seal the bag and take it to the university toilet. Choose a time when you know there won’t be any people around, and find the electric hand dryers. Open your bag of crap, and push it out from the outside of the plastic and shove it up inside the hand dryer. Dispose of the plastic bag and get the hell out of there before someone turns it on.

Library Fun

If your enemy frequents the library, wait until your enemy is searching for books, or doing other research, and find a smaller book and put it in a hard to find place in your enemy’s backpack. When your enemy tries to leave the library, the sensor alarm will go off, and your enemy will probably have some explaining to do.

For many more good ideas on how to get revenge, grab a copy of The Purpose Driven Knife II, due out December 1st. For complete Internet revenge get Toxic Internet. Discover how to get revenge at the click of a mouse.